My interests...

Today I joined a forum just because I wanted to post something on it. Anyway, they asked for my investment and personal interests, of course optional stuff that I always, always ignore. I mean, the less personal info, the better. Today, for the first time, I paused for a few minutes and thought about it. I came up with this:

Investment Interests:
• Only one: obtaining the highest return possible (hopefully > inflation rate) without having my sleep affected. And, believe me, it doesn't take much to wake me up in the middle of the night.

Personal Interests:
• Natural health knowledge.
• Hikerunning or runhiking, whatever you want to call it: that's basically running up and down on mountain trails. Why not just call it trail running? Because sometimes there is no trail so you can't run, you just have to hike. Two words for the wannabes out there: twisted ankles.
• Betting at the Wall Street casino, interest which for a few years offered me two stimulating experiences:
1. many days spent on the couch in fetal position thinking I was a worthless thing
2. many sleepless nights accompanied by abundant sweating
• That’s it, I'm pretty shallow.